I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can get into a good college that we cannot afford. - Dave Barry
I hate it when I want a drink of water but am too lazy to get a cup so I just turn the kitchen faucet on and drink straight from the tap and then stand up and bust my scalp open on the kitchen cabinet.......again!
A life spent making mistakes is not only more honorable, but more useful than a life spent doing nothing.
"Don't choose. Accept life as it is in its totality."
"You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.” - Mae West
"Life is like a coin. You can spend it any way you wish, but you only spend it once." - Lillian Dickson
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"Attitude is a little thing that makes a big difference.” - Sir Winston Churchill
From what we get, we can make a living; from what we give, however, makes a life. - Arthur Ashe